I Can't Get No Stannisfaction
I Can't Get No Stannisfaction
The name's Lanni. I'm a twenty and three spazz that is obsessed with A Song of Ice and Fire, The Walking Dead, Pacific Rim, Marvel, Elementary, Hannibal, Justified, and much more. I'm kind of a bastard, but I make up for it by writing ASOIAF fanfic requests. I also foray into TWD, Justified, and Pacific Rim fanfiction. If you hate Theon Greyjoy or Catelyn Stark or characters that most people hate, this blog is not for you. Also I routinely liveblog when I watch tv shows and when I'm drunk.
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Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…

23 Jul, 14 92288 notes


21 Golden Retriever puppies from two litters


21 Golden Retriever puppies from two litters

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Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans

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I saw this on my dash and had no choice but to voice it.  Original post by donquixote-coraz0n

23 Jul, 14 295 notes


American Boy [feat. Kanye West] » Estelle

Take me on a trip, I'd like to go some day
Take me to New York, I'd love to see LA.
I really want to come kick it with you.
You'll be my American boy, American boy

23 Jul, 14 117 notes

i couldn’t do it. i couldn’t finish the fic tonight. my belly hurts and my puppy has been sleeping and that means she’s gonna wake up hella early tomorrow so i better go to bed STAT if i want at least five hours of sleep.

23 Jul, 14 0 notes

i’m going to fucking finish this fic if it kills me. i’m a little over 9k and currently lying on my floor because my back hurts. damn you couch.

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Hide and seek.

I lost my shit at the one behind the couch pillow.

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