I Can't Get No Stannisfaction, Deep Thoughts
I Can't Get No Stannisfaction
The name's Lanni. I'm a twenty and one spazz that is obsessed with A Song of Ice and Fire, The Walking Dead, The Avengers, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, and much more. I'm kind of a bastard, but I make up for it by writing ASOIAF fanfic requests. I'm also getting into TWD fanfiction. If you hate Theon Greyjoy or Catelyn Stark or characters that most people hate, this blog is not for you. Also I routinely liveblog when I watch tv shows and when I'm drunk.
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Deep Thoughts 

So I was listening to “Call Me Maybe” while driving home from work today because it was literally on three stations at once so I just said fuck it and gave up. And then I started thinking about it. Then I started thinking about tumblr and how everyone makes fun of that song. But then I started thinking about ASOIAF.

So then I thought this: “If GRRM wrote this song, it’d be like, Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here are all these characters to love, and now I’m going to kill them all.” And that was the end of my thought.


21 Jul, 12 6 notes


  1. izzymar said: The ending should be, “So hate me, maybe?”
  2. ohmytheon posted this