So I was listening to “Call Me Maybe” while driving home from work today because it was literally on three stations at once so I just said fuck it and gave up. And then I started thinking about it. Then I started thinking about tumblr and how everyone makes fun of that song. But then I started thinking about ASOIAF.
So then I thought this: “If GRRM wrote this song, it’d be like, Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here are all these characters to love, and now I’m going to kill them all.” And that was the end of my thought.