The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King.

Too much and they call you weak, too little and you’re monstrous.

pastichee:

live everyday like you’re gonna steal the declaration of independence.

Edd is me every day.

vino-delectable:

i dare you to make out with that moose

I fucking love cracked.com. I need a job there because their way of writing is exactly how I speak. It’s like they know me. These articles speak to me. And they’re fucking hilarious. My favorite ones have to do with the military.

thealoneroom:

“You thought they were after you. Why? Did you kill someone, or is it just because you’re a girl?”

lttlmisslst:

navystrength:

the-red-priestess:

twinmachines:

spectralradiance:

and I have to actually pause it to tell you guys how fucking much I love Stannis and Davos and Melisandre

I am appealing to the Old Gods, the Seven, and R’hllor for a spin-off with…