Too much and they call you weak, too little and you’re monstrous.
live everyday like you’re gonna steal the declaration of independence.
Edd is me every day.
i dare you to make out with that moose
I fucking love cracked.com. I need a job there because their way of writing is exactly how I speak. It’s like they know me. These articles speak to me. And they’re fucking hilarious. My favorite ones have to do with the military.
“You thought they were after you. Why? Did you kill someone, or is it just because you’re a girl?”
and I have to actually pause it to tell you guys how fucking much I love Stannis and Davos and Melisandre
I am appealing to the Old Gods, the Seven, and R’hllor for a spin-off with…